What the fuck?

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 04/09/2014 at 17:52 • Filed to: None

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , this week, I am the only person in my whole department. Today, a young woman came and left her resume, she was supposed to have an interview with my boss. At strong points, the only thing that she wrote is "I look great naked".

Seriously, maybe I should call her for an interview myself.

Than again it could be a prank or worse. Also, gf would kick my ass, probably, lol. Hmm...

Brian Silvestro > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 17:56

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That's actually genius if you're a woman looking to get hired and don't give a fuck.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Brian Silvestro 04/09/2014 at 17:59

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Well, except most companies don't want employees who don't give a fuck.

davedave1111 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 17:59

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Well, first things first. Bros before hos, check this isn't something your boss arranged and forgot to tell you about. Then call her back and arrange an interview. In a bar somewhere...

To be honest, this economy's not that bad. Sounds more like a pickup line than a desperate-for-work line. Or she's a real ho...

Brian Silvestro > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 18:04

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I'd make an exception in this case.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 18:05

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah..................she is a ho

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > davedave1111 04/09/2014 at 18:06

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Pickup line? I've seen professional escorts who are more subtle than that.

jkm7680 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 18:08

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Call Ron Jeremy and make sure that she isn't a Pornstar of some sort.

davedave1111 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 18:16

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Maybe I'm just wondrously attractive to women - that's actually quite possible, I'm basically the Urban Spaceman - or maybe I'm so oblivious that you have to hit me with a sledgehammer to get my attention, but I've had worse.

yamahog > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 18:22

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Twist: Lightning Zone works in the adult film industry. This is completely legit.

yamahog > Brian Silvestro 04/09/2014 at 18:25

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No. That is not a path you want to go down. And honestly, some people will already be thinking that about more than you'd like even if you don't bring it up and have clothes on.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > yamahog 04/09/2014 at 18:27

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Haha, I'd wish.

Brian Silvestro > yamahog 04/09/2014 at 18:28

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That makes all the sense. I was half being sarcastic but you're right.

*hangs head in shame*

CAR_IS_MI > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 04/09/2014 at 19:20

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